Ahora me queda claro por qué no comento más crímenes…

por davidgp el 28/12/2008

In other words, only 8 million of the 1 BILLION non-believers who damned well SHOULD be in prison are actually there. There is only one conclusion that I can draw from this rigorous scientific analysis: Atheists are lazy.

As a non-believer, I can tell you that the only reason I don’t kill people is the difficulty in disposing the bodies. First you have to clean up the blood. Then you have to drag the victim to a carpet and roll him up. Then you have to drag it to the car late at night. Then you have to drive the body and the carpet to the mountains and bury it. Then you have to buy a new carpet. I’m exhausted just thinking about it. And that assumes you already HAVE a shovel.

I think I speak for all non-believers when I say that the only reason we limit our sex to human beings is that animals run too fast. Have you ever tried to tap a caribou? I don’t care how hot they are with their little furry behinds — it’s not worth all of the running. That’s why most one-legged women are married to atheists.

Scott Adams – Atheists in Jail.

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padawan 28/12/2008 a las 9:03 pm

¡¡Pues nunca lo había pensado!! Esto de carecer completamente de cualquier marco moral es un horror. Qué difícil es vivir sin conocimiento revelado

David García Pérez 28/12/2008 a las 9:06 pm

La verdad, yo no sé como consigo superar así el día a días XDDD

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